Imagine the Weakest Link was hosted by Billy Colony!Billy: David, why did ya vote fer Tom?
David: He got 3 questions wrong Billy!
Billy: Well, you didn’t get a whole lot right either did ya you knob head?
David: Well, I don’t believe I was the weakest link…
Billy: But you’re a fooking knob head! Would you rather be a knob head or the weakest fookin link?
David: Aaaaaaaa, Margaret Thatcher!
Billy: Christ this lad’s a fookin looney! Tom, you’re a stupid idiot, fook-off!
Aren’t rental agents the most annoying beings on the planet? I moving into my new flat on Sunday….ummmmm, yeah, it has a pink bathroom! However I sat and pondered the effects it would have on me emotionally, socially and sexually!
My concern was this…I bring some hot little belter home for a night cap, we kiss, things get heated on the couch! She whisper’s in my ear, ‘I’m just going to slip out of these annoying clothes and into something tiny, hot and sexy! Don’t, move…’
Ches feels like a fucking fire engine that’s parked on a fire hose! Ches quickly darts for the bed side table to fetch a rain coat, completely forgetting he's just sent a gorgeous lingerie laden female to a bathroom that resembles the inside of the Flamingo Lounge!
Ches makes himself comfortable, not to look too eager. She comes out of the bathroom, still fully clothed, grabs her handbag and heels and says, ‘Ah, my cat just died, gotta run! I’ll call you!’ Your CAT!?! And with that, I hear a flock of fucking flamingo’s cackling in the background! Why didn’t I give her the green tinted glasses to make it look blue?
“Oh, ah, you’re going to freshen up? Just put these shades on, they’re rad!”
Ches, you’re a stupid fooking idiot, fook-off!
Ok, so is pink for a guy really that bad? Dobby says, ‘Gay!’ Kinilau says, ‘Hey dude, it’s a bathroom…who really cares?’ The Dwarf said, ‘Unbelievable! What a telling tackle by the young fly-half!’ Umm, ok, the Dwarf wasn’t really listening!
I need to ask my girl mates about this one, but think I agree with Kinilau, who really cares? I wear pink shirts to work! So what if my bathwear is pink, and I’m a guy! I’m going to embrace it…think pink!
11 comments:
Pink is hot, ches.
And trust me: once you've got the neon lights and the mirror ball up (and that fluorescent dashboard fluff stuck on the cistern, of course!) they'll hardly that it's pink. Promise!
Um, dude! Pink shows your sensitive side...ha ha ha
Hilarious. Dude! A pink bathroom!!
Okay so pink is okay when you wear it and even then its like just a shirt or a tie or something.
Having a pink bathroom, and being a single male screams gay.
Were you sloshed when you viewed the place?
Anyway congrats on getting a new place.
MsB & Leez, I'm torn! Is it hot, or is it gay?!? Either way, I'm going to find out...either my skelm is going to 'wanna be on me' or climb out the window!
Anyway Leez, thanks dude...actually, I had had a few beers with my mate Gringo before but saw it again later that week...I think I'm going to revolutionise pink for us guys, ha ha!
Bo - Think once they're in the hot tub, they won't care much!
You didnt mention a hot tub. As long as its just the bathroom then I'm sure you will pull it off.
There's a hot tub?!!! That definitely draws attention away from the pink bathroom, mate. You've got nothing to be worried about.
Oh my word....bud, a pink hot tub! How many does it seat?
MsB & Leez - Yes, it's a tub that's hot, and pink. But with water in it I think it's going to look like one of those Casino Pools...pimp my hot tub, yeah!
Anon - Think it seats 2 1/2 boet. 3 at a squeeze... *Ches retires into thought*
Pink? Ha ha haaaahaaaaaa!
I really don't think any girl you bring home is going to notice your gay bathroom darling. And if she does, she'll probably only tease you about it.
The fact that you have a bathroom, in a flat of your own is impressive enough to most. It could belong to your Mother - thats cause for embarrassment.
Thanks Sheena...ha ha! Ya, that could be embarrassing...don't mind being teased tho ;)
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